Neighbors in apartment complexes

I've lived in a couple apartment complexes over the years. The place I live in doesn't look to eccentric ...it's your basic brick shit house design much like a concentration camp. The exception to my place is that other then broken down cars.. there are no screaming children... just weird black guys jumping our fence and running through the sump.

With out a question of doubt, you will be living amongst some degenerates. I have this one guy that lives next door - rapist. I have another guy that lives across the street - ex vietnam vet... I was told he's been to jail for gun possession. I shrugged that comment off.. but it was confirmed by the guy across the street. He told me that a couple years back he won 5 Million Dollars and has guns that are worth over 50K. Awesome. He invited us to go to Atlantic City tonight.. yeah sure why not. Fuck That. Earlier in the day while my dog took a crap in the front of the gun guy's apartment... i witnessed a 30 something year old Chinese man riding his bicycle in circles around canadian geese. It reminded me of a scene from the Warriors. Well the chinese guy rode his bike over and started to bark at me and madison. Mr Khung stopped barking and started to tell me a lovely story about a 32 pound daschund and how wery wery big dorgs like to bite squirrels because they are little toys. I tried for about 10 minutes to shake him... but he followed me telling me about sororities love his fat daschund. I made my way to my door, farted and closed the door behind me.

Fantastic.